Category Archives: Songs and Lyrics

Old Time Religion with Pete Seeger

Give me that old time religionGive me that old time religionGive me that old time religionIt’s good enough for me We will pray with AphroditeWe will pray with AphroditeShe wears that see-through nightieAnd it’s good enough for me We will … Continue reading

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Come Along by Cosmo Sheldrake

It is a rare and wonderful thing when a new song comes along that I can add to my “adventure writing” playlist. Most of that collection is either progressive rock from the early 1970s, or blood-pounding heavy metal, but this … Continue reading

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541 CY, Wash that spell right outta your head

In D&D1e, you can only put so many spells in your spellbook, and it is based on your INT. But why? You can Write spells you don’t know into there, but somehow there is a maximum on the spells in … Continue reading

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Spanish Ladies (Traditional) by Robert Shaw Chorale (1960)

Now here’s one for the real old fogies out there. Back in 1956-1957, Robert Shaw (played Captain Dan Tempest in The Buccaneers. Tempest was a former pirate, now pardoned by the King and serving as a privateer after New Providence … Continue reading

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Be Aggressive by Brad Neely (2009)

Be aggressive, be-e aggressive. Be aggressive, be-e aggressive. Just one girly at the tourney and it’s kill or be killed. The dungeon master is the bastard known as Pleeny the ill, but I, I could feel it comin’ through the … Continue reading

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Hail to Thee, O Ears of Splendor by Dean Friedman (1992)

Hail to Thee, O Ears of Splendor, Joyously we pledge our job We declare our staunch allegiance to protect your kingly cob. With fidelity and devotion and every day from dawn to dusk, We will never shuck our duty, we’ll … Continue reading

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The Nine Riders by Alan Horvath (2004)

How many riders Are there following our trail Strange looking Strider, Can you see them on the hill How many riders Are there following our trail And woe, Lord, save us from those riders on our tail What was that … Continue reading

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The Bolt Gun

I was never interested in Warhammer 40K, so I never heard about bolt guns until this year. That’s when I came across this lovely parody of Marty Robbin’s classic “Big Gun.” The Bolt Gun is certainly the biggest of guns! … Continue reading

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Stone are My Walls

I got into an argument with the missus, who claimed that the performances on the Shai Dorsai! CD were different from those on the Songs of the Dorsai album from 1983. I claimed they were exactly the same and used … Continue reading

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MERP: Westward, to the Misty Mountains

I thought we working our way through the MERP module, Goblin-Gate and Eagle’s Eyrie from ICE. Our DM of course is a tricky fellow and has created his own adventures around the same locations, so there are no spoilers below. … Continue reading

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